First up, we have the insightful musings of the reviewer from Paid Porn Guide, who reflects on the technological evolution of dating: “Years and years of technological innovation have led us to online dating. I’m not even kidding!” It seems our reviewer is both amazed and somewhat bewildered by the relentless march of progress. Who knew that swiping left or right would become a rite of passage for the modern love-seeker? Yet, in the same breath, they lament that the quest for the *perfect partner* has become “harder and harder to do.” It’s like trying to find a needle in a haystack, only the haystack is your local bar on a Friday night and the needle is a genuine connection. Who can blame them for feeling overwhelmed? It’s a jungle out there!